Everybody Speaks In Caps Lock
Or, the UK General Election 2010.
The Cameronbot. Golden Brown, Texture Like Sun. Dr. Legg from Eastenders.
The pretty newsreader tells me that you humans only have two hours left to vote for your new leader. If you ask me, you should vote for a cat, we know how to rule things, you only have to look to the Ancient Egyptians to find proof of that.
And talking of history, did you know that the word ‘Tory’ comes from the Irish word torai, meaning outlaw or robber. Nuff said. No need to thank me for the Fascinating Fact Of The Day. Catnip gratefully received.